One of the earliest examples of this phenomenon was the review section for a gallon of Tuscan Whole Milk. Since 2006, the otherwise unremarkable gallon of milk has gone on to inspire thousands of largely disassociate reviews, such as this commentary from user Alexander Strommen: “I was in Tuscany recently, and despite my sincerest efforts, was unable to sight any Tuscan Wholes. Given the rarity of this creature, I find it hard to believe that anyone has managed to domesticate them, let alone convince them to give milk.” There was also user Clinton H. Weir’s warning that “this milk might be TOO good. If you ever get two gallons of the stuff in one room, existence might promptly disappear.”
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There are certainly more hijacked review threads out there, and there are probably better ones as well. There might even be some enterprising young reviewer right now taking a look at a novelty pair of American Flag Pants, and thinking: “Yes. This could be next.” Unfortunately, we can’t be everywhere, but you can, so feel free to leave any hilarious reviews that we’ve missed in the comments. Republished with permission. Evan Dashevsky and Alan Byrne are dealnews contributors.
